Sweet Fuzzy GreyNow Fades Away Our Fancy Feast panaceaNo match for feline bulimia The tears wellDespite all the hell Of constant messesAnd late night stresses While vomit and peeNo more shall haunt me I lament my inabilityTo love you sufficiently But love you I didFrom afar, as you hid And occasionally atop my headWhen you slept in our bed Dexter your mateNow faithfully waits…
Dang it! I don’t play guitar, so could I trouble you all to hum “Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood” from Sesame Street? OH Who are the people in your airplane row? In your airplane row? In your airplane ro-ow. Who are the people in your airplane row? They’re the people that you meet, when your sittin‘ in your seat, they’re the people that you meet, OyVey! Kirk : JANE! Jane! JANE, My random relative I didn’t expect to see on this flight! Now, Jane, I may over-share, and overuse your first name (and… Read More »Who Are The People In Your Airplane Row?
And…now…the grand finale of my bloggy bash . Marinka of Motherhood in NYC is insanely popular because she is insanely funny. She mystifies me with her ability to articulate something I know in my soul, yet wasn’t ever really aware of. For example: Dreamy Here’s the thing: Unless you’re Martin Luther King, Jr., no one cares about your dream. And more than being apathetic, they actively hope and pray that you don’t tell them about your dream. It’s not that they don’t love you (although keep telling them your dreams and watch this factor come… Read More »Finally…A Marinka Post You Probably Missed
Wow, you guys really know how to party! Is that Margaret doing the funky chicken over by the punch bowl? She’s been here over a week, and look at those moves! Well, everyone just chill for a second and prepare yourself for Pearl. Pearl is frighteningly talented. She blogs EVERY DAY. She blogs funny EVERY DAY. Her vocabulary and creativity truly boggle the mind, but only in the most enjoyable way. I’d never want to take her on in Scrabble, but I’d love to have a beer on her porch with her while she jones’… Read More »A Pearl Post You Probably Missed
Well, I know we’ve all had a long week, but don’t go away! Libby needs help determining what the Sally-Jesse-Raphael that smell is… As soon as I discovered Adlibby-on-the-loose I was hooked on her unique blend of humor and sentiment. Enjoy. Oh, and can someone please freshen up the cheese platter (its getting a little sweaty). Thanks, friends! What is that Smell? What is that smell? Certain aromas call to mind a particular place in time, much in the same way a song can. Smells can make me hungry, particularly the smell of Italian food… Read More »An Adlibby Post You Probably Missed
Hey, c’mon in! Coats go on the bed, but watch out for little Phoebe (Jessica’s daughter is still sleeping it off from yesterday). Its getting a bit crowded in here, as this “Great Posts You Probably Missed (Except You, Mom)” party has been raging since Monday. I’m doing a quick beer run in Florida with Just-Five, and Two, so some of my bloggy buddies are keeping an eye on things for me. Anna Lefler–a humor blogging icon– just got done with her set, but she left this pegged to the fridge.. All Hail TV-B-GONE! (Product… Read More »An Anna Lefler Post You Probably Missed
How’s everyone doing? My neighbors called me on my cell…something about a noise complaint? (Shrug) I’m in Florida. Some amazingly talented, and much more well-known bloggers than I stepped in to keep this bloggy party fashizzlin’. Today I bring you the multi-talented Jessica Berns. Before you even read this you should go directly to her website and watch her web-series which chronicles a “neurotic woman’s journey through her weekly visits to her therapist.” I couldn’t stop with one episode, so I had my own little “Berndance” festival (sans Eskimo-couture). As much as bloggers overuse LOL,… Read More »A Jessica Berns Post You Probably Missed
Welcome (Back?) to my “Great Posts You Probably Missed (Except for You, Mom)” bloggy fiesta. I’m in Florida right now. Wonder how the flight went. I’d say “swimmingly, I’m sure,” but a) that would be a lie and b) if it went swimmingly someone is going to have to take over this gig permanently. Anyway. The Comedy Goddess was one of my first loyal blog friends and readers. Her writing reeks of humor, intellect, and her trademark blunt honesty about living with her daughter and her aging parents. In the same house. Here is her… Read More »A Comedy Goddess Post You Probably Missed
The generous, hilarious, and fellow Humor Blogger Margaret of Nanny Goats In Panties fame dug up this little gem on behalf of my post-recycling fiesta. I won’t send you all over the blogosphere today, just enjoy her awesome story-telling. Oh yeah, and she’s published, too! Check out her hugely popular blog (linked above). Take it away, Margaret! A Small Case of Attempted Murder Do kids run away any more? I’m talking about the silly seven-year-old kind. Not the teenage, steal your mom’s cookie money, hop on a bus to Laughlin, Nevada, turn a few thousand… Read More »A Nanny Goats Post You Probably Missed
Bloggers! Friends! Readers! Circus Freaks! Tomorrow I take Just-Five and Two to sunny Florida for six days. Husband will have his hands full at home with The Fur Bastard and his obese litter mate, Dexter. Dexter is litter mate to Henry, not Husband. Just to clarify. In my absence I’ve prepared quite a bloggy bash. After reading “Yoga For The Rest of Us” last week, the hilarious Wendi Aarons emailed me a post she wrote about Yoga way back before she had readers. This inspired me to put together a “Great Posts You Probably Missed… Read More »Great Posts You Probably Missed (Except For You, Mom)