The beguilingly hilarious Marinka emailed me yesterday, wondering if perchance I could muster up something to whine about as a featured whiner on her & Shallow Gal’s new blog, Secret Spineless Whine.
Warning: Marley & Me Plot Spoiler!
After doing my happy dance, I took a solemn moment and consulted my fourth eye (the one that whines at my third eye). You know who I found in there, down deep within my whinification-zone? Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson and their dead dog! Now, if knowing plot details about this new cinematic masterpiece will cause you to hyperspaz, do not follow this link. If you feel I already spoiled your movie by mentioning the fact that their dog dies, well you may also want to know that Tootsie…was a MAN! Dang it, now you’re never coming back.
If you haven’t already, pay Secret Spineless Whine a visit, and email them something you want to kvetch about. Then sit back and enjoy as the bloggy world absolves you of your bitchiness (or celebrates you for it, or mocks you). Yes you may do so anonymously, unlike me, the narcissistic whiner. And yes commenters, you may have some cheese with your whine. (groan) xoxo
I’ll snag on over there.
Think of all the “whines” that are going to pop up today about you being a movie ruiner 🙂
Janie, thanks and YEAY VODKA MOM!
Panic, so true. I add yet another spoiler alert. So sorry I ruined your potentially favorite movie of all time.
Oh! What a great idea for a blog I am SO there.
Tootsie was a man??? I THOUGHT she looked a lot like Dustin Hoffman.
Thanks for doing this! I knew I could count on you to blow the ending of a movie for the masses!
xo
I was a fan of the Whine almost instantaneously. I loved yours, too. I already knew the ending and had no desire to see this movie, anyway.
You mean there is a fourth eye that whines? Shit.
I am Twittering (or intend to) with those Whiners, thank you Ann! x
Yea! I don’t have to see the movie now. Thanks for the whine and that site is very funny.
Owen can be a bit much sometimes, as can Jennifer.
I love the word:
whinification!!!!
Love you too!!!!
OMG As if I don’t have ENOUGH damn blogs to visit. Okay, okay, I’m going. Wait, let me fix a drink first……..
Dizz–Dustina I guess.
Marinka–Perhaps I’ve finally found my niche.
Thanks, Rachel! And welcome!
Goddess, uh-oh. Maybe its just me.
Woman, Twitter on!
Geek, Owen can be a bit sexy too (a hubba hubba!)
Michelle, awwwww shucks. xo
Vodka, You especially!Thanks for showing up at all! Make it a double for heaven’s sake!
You are so funny! And you’ll probably say that Old Yeller died in the end of that movie, too. Oh, you!
Why have I never seen this before? I LOVE TO WHINE!!
The dog DIES? Well, now that movie looks crappy and sad.
Hey! My comment got eaten yesterday… I hate it when that happens. Loved the whine. And loved the pun. We always say to our kids: Ack, do you have to have crab with that whine?