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Ten reasons you’re super glad I didn’t blog in my 20s (Blog Hop!)

    1. A weekly series you’ll never have to read entitled “I can’t believe someone actually asked me to do some work at my work.”

    2. Another weekly series you’ll never have to read entitled “I can’t believe I can’t make personal calls at the front desk.”

    3. A third weekly series you’ll never have to read entitled “Planning your wedding from work: Let’s talk about wedding plans and then talk more about wedding plans and then really delve into my wedding plans.”

    4. The great likelihood I would’ve invited you to like a page entitled

    Ann Krinsky, First Soprano: Sailing on the High Cs and beyond!

    5. I definitely knew I was positively ready to be your 27 year old life coach-relationship coach-dialect coach.

    6. Avatars: Because who doesn’t want to “friend” her?

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    7. Had I blogged The Ad Sales years, instead of student loans I’d still be paying my defense council. And earning back my credibility about Queen of Swords and Dr. Laura.

    8. Mustache-bleached selfies. Because if it’s a blond mustache it’s invisible. Just ask Simon & Simon.”

    SimonAndSimonHair

    photo (bastardized)

    9. Vlogs. Of audition monologues. In the beginning I will look down and away from the camera. You’ll know I begin acting when I raise my head and look directly into the camera. You’ll know it’s over when I look down and away from the camera. If I didn’t explain this you’d probably just think it was me, since I blend so seamlessly into character of Jessica Tandy in Driving Miss Daisy.

    10. And Oh Dear God This. Begin at 1:44 and never speak of it again.

     

    Now go visit some other humor bloggers and breathe a sigh of relief they didn’t blog in their 20s either:

    Wendi Aarons

    Midlife Mixtape 

    The Flying Chalupa

     I’m Gonna Kill Him 

    Smacksy

    Earth Mother just means I’m dusty

    Motherhood in NYC

    The Mama Bird Diaries

    Baby on Bored

    Peace, Love & Guacamole

    Wait in the Van

    Tales of (Married) Mikkimoto

    0 thoughts on “Ten reasons you’re super glad I didn’t blog in my 20s (Blog Hop!)”

    1. This absolutely made my day… I love waking up and immediately laughing. That photo is priceless and the video? Well, it’s a little grim. BUt I blame the Iphigenia, not you. Your voice is lovely. 😉

    2. I’m SOBBING with laughter. Sick 6yo beside me: Why is that so funny? Why is that so funny? What’s so funny Momma??? Momma!! What’s so funny!

    3. Editor’s notes:

      1. In the avatar picture, your head is on backwards.
      2. That is the worst production of Chicago I’ve ever seen although the prison set was terrific.

    4. I would have killed for that hair! My internet is so slow the video went to 1:45 and then started over. What’d I miss?

      And can you really hit a high C and beyond?

    5. You’re glad I wasn’t blogging in my 20s because all that random sex, beer, travel, drugs and…wait a second…why wasn’t I blogging in my 20s?

    6. #10 – wow, truly wow. Yes, the hilarity value is high, but girl, you can sing!

      And I would have loved for you to have been my relationship coach / dialect coach – do you think there’s still time.

      FUNNY.
      XO

    7. I am so grateful I didn’t have a blog in my 20s… Almost as grateful as I am that Facebook didn’t exist when I was in high school.

      Loved the Loretta Lynn comment! I was definitely getting a CMA vibe from that picture 🙂