Justin Feminist Shirtless Trudeau Writes His Out of Office Email
Thank you for your email. I, Feminist Shirtless and GQ’s Most Stylish Politician–Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau–am out of the office/growing out my hair again. I humbly apologize that I cannot respond in my typical prompt self-effacing pre-1995 Hugh Grant fashion. Expect a reply at my earliest convenience; aka as soon as my lean-but-bulging forearms allow me to perform this emergency c-section on the mountain yeti I discovered (and tandem-planked alongside) while singing quantum physics lullabies to young-and-soon-to-be legal marijuana crops in Toronto. Assuming all goes well with the baby mountain yeti delivery, and… Read More »Justin Feminist Shirtless Trudeau Writes His Out of Office Email