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“Have Yourself a Busy Little Breakdown” and More New Holiday Greetings

    I’m feeling worn-out from the annual Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays salutation debacle. Typically, when greeted with Merry Christmas, I respond in kind, although it feels as natural to me as Elsa’s Frozen ponytail strapped to my head. Which is to say, it feels blond. However, responding Happy Holidays or Happy New Year or Happy Hanukkah’s Over when greeted with Merry Christmas seems a little passive aggressive. Therefore, and with great gaiety,  I give you the gift of new holiday greetings: Buoyant exhaustion to you and yours!   Blithe and non-travel-interfering winter scene upon you!… Read More »“Have Yourself a Busy Little Breakdown” and More New Holiday Greetings