Hey hon? Since my butt is permanently affixed to this office chair, would you mind grabbing a few things from the store for me? I’m out of decaf and I could also use:
Qtips
King sized Nerds
Uninhabited Hermit’s residence
Intern
20 more minutes
Music nanny for ipod stuck in 2005
Big Mac and maybe one more Big Mac
adhesive Inflatable donut
pre-kids Sunday Morning
Dollars
fitness
Mad Men Season 4, Big Love Seasons 2-5, Christopher Guest mockumentary about blogging not yet invented
45 minutes of this…
Oh, and don’t forget Dinners. You’ll find the dinners next to the budgets. We need a budget too.
Thanks, hon.
xo
pre-kids Sunday morning? I saw that on Ebay…it was going for half a mil. So I set up a savings account for it.
I’m just going to forward this to my husband in lieu of actually making a list of my own!
Um they make giant nerds? I may just need to leave right now. Other than that the list looks good. I’m with Robin and will simply forward it on to save my lazy tush the time. xo
Oh I want the “pre-kids Sunday Morning” now.
Yes! Maybe one more Big Mac. Classic Ann. I’m so happy right now.
Cheers,
Casey
Can I add pre-baby body to that list?
I haven’t been around much on the internets and look what fun I have been missing. This is brilliant. And. BTW. I need me an I-pod nanny too.
Even with a list, husbands inevitably forget one or two things. Your list might make him beat the track record!
Ha HAAAAA! What the hell is the adhesive inflatable donut for?
Haa! Well written, my friend. Nerds and Big Macs ASAP por favor!
FUN DIP!!!
OMG, I had that same bike. It RULED. What I wouldn’t give for 45 minutes of riding in a tight circle on my driveway in Houston. (I wasn’t allowed to ride in the street.)
Oh, and a stick-on butt doughnut. I totally need one of those, too.
XO
A.
Yes, get some for me too. Also Fluff.
Can I come over?
See? The only thing worse than failure is success!
The pink too short pants? Brilliant!
p.s. you forgot the Hot Pockets.
LOL!!! How the heck did you get *MY* list?!?!?! That’s so WEIRD! hehehe. And dude…loving the puffy orange vest. I had a blue one. The photo ROCKS! xo
You forgot the supersized fries from McD’s. They will compliment your two Big Mac’s perfectly!
Sigh. What *does* a pre-kids Sunday morning even FEEL like? What did we used to do?
Are the nerds themselves Kingsize – or just the box. I’m perplexed.
I had a bike similar to that and was riding over the train tracks (in the road) and my tire got stuck and I was chucked into the handle bars. My funbox has never been the same.
It has been one of my dreams for several years now to hire an ipod assistant. And I’m not even joking. I would pay a high school student to update my music – I really should get on that.
And a Christopher Guest mockumentary on ANYTHING makes my day.
XO
ps – please let me know of the grocery store that stocks any of these things
And one more Big Mac for moi. Because I’m coming to your house to ride bikes.
You drink decaf?
While he’s at it, I’ll take a box of $20s please.
🙂 jj
Cool. Can he do the shopping for my house, too?
A bike with a banana seat. Been a long time since I have seen one of those.
go ann go!! you are superwoman, just so you know. 🙂
Couch pick up 2 of everything? For the Big Macs, tell him to bring 4. Thank you!
Out of everything, I can’t stop thinking about a Big Mac. It has to be about 5 years since I’ve had one. I’m so over due. Spectacular list! My husband knows my list consists of only $5.00 coffee from the local Java Hut. Yum!
So which item did he forget at the store?
I would like a Big Mac, then 20 minutes, then the next Big Mac.
Don’t know if you remember that mattress commercial, whose line was “we sell sleep”.
I wanted to go to that store and say, “I’m here to buy some of that sleep you’ve been advertising. AND I’ll pay DOUBLE if I can sleep until next Tuesday– UNINTERRUPTED!”
The store isn’t open anymore, guess that there sleep wasn’t selling very well.
I bet he could get all that at Costco.
PS – I’ll be your intern. I do no Lewinsky jobs, though. In case you weren’t clear on that.
I miss pre-kids Sunday mornings almost as much as my pre-wrinkles face and skin….