Product Recalls and Funny Finals (tee hee!)

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PRODUCT RECALLS

Easy Bake Nuggets-N-Sausages Maker: Lamb casing attachment suction exceeds industry standards

UltraLaser Light Saber: Rare instances of unintentional hair removal.

Wii Sword Swallower/Fire Breather Wand: Choking hazard and toxic levels of circus freakdom

(Unauthorized) Marilyn Manson Barbie: trauma-induced goth reactions upon opening mis-marked Marilyn MONROE Barbie packaging

Luvs Big Kids,Long Nights Pull-ups: correlation between pull-up wearing after age five and never ever outgrowing pull-ups despite your pediatricians best assurances.

BabyGirl Newborn Headbands: potential infant headaches and long-term fashion ramifications.

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If you missed my post Children of The Cornflakes, you can now read it over at HumorPress, as part of their showcase for the February/March contest. Just scroll down…keep scrolling…and BINGO. I feel honored that my entry was chosen as a finalist, and I recommend going over and browsing through the winning entries. I especially enjoyed Express Lane (2nd place winner, Chad Hatfield) and Health Care, My Asterisk (3rd place winner, William Schmitt)

Thank you, Humor press, for the opportunity and for leaving it at “finalist.” This way, if I have an off post, day, month etc…no one feel all She’s not that funny, no first-place funny here… I like “finalist” it suggests a work in progress, like today’s post above. If I’d won, I’d have felt the pressure to make it twice as long and twice as funny. Phew.

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Only one more day for the Bath Bombe Giveaway. I’ll post the winner Friday!