Free Association By Suzy Soro:
Blog: Sometimes I fantasize that the world is going to end and the first thing to go is my blog. Second thing? Your blog. You’re welcome.
Comedy: The hardest thing in the world to do.
Painful: Comedy.
Sue Ellen Ewing: The whole time this show was on, I was living in France.
Exhausting: Searching for Xanax that have fallen under my bed.
Hollywood: You could build a whole new planet with the shit that is made here.
Writer: Waiter
Children: People you have to keep occupied while you’re off having sex.
Nugget: I’ve never had one since I don’t need to keep children occupied while I have sex.
Schneider: The whole time this show was on, I was living in France.
LOL: I used to hate it. Now I loathe it.
Agent: I used to hate him; now I loathe him.
Telenovella: How I’m learning to hable espanol. See?
Don Knotts: Hilarious
Talent: Something people with no talent think they have. Have I ever told you how talented I am?
Philodendron: The whole time this plant was on, I was living in France.
Gracias, Senorita Soro!
xoxoxoxohi5hi5hi5hi5hi5hi5lalalalalalala
Oops, one more thing. Have you ever heard of The Mouthy Housewives? Who ARE The Mouthy Housewives? Will the Mouthiest of all Housewives please stand up?
Awesome. Is that as bad as lol? The last one killed me – and I was impressed by the proper spelling of philodendron.
I love word association
That was awesome!
That is hilarious!!
Thanks for that!!
She makes me laugh every damn day. EVERY DAY!!
(I loved this- short, sweet and funny. thanks)
She’s so hysterical. And your words were pretty awesome too.
love, Mrs. Ewing.
You make a great team. Very fresh!
That is great, she makes me LOL a lot 😉
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I removed the above comments because of advanced dementia. I appear to have misplaced my blog. THANK GOD.
Your readers are kind and you live in Wisconsin and I’m sorry I can’t help you there.
I’m here via Shirley, I mean Suzy, but I’ll be back. That was a lot of fun.
I’d love to comment on this post, but I was living in France at the time….
Sorry, lalalalalalalaaaaa!
Great association . . . thanks!
Weirdly, it’s not as disturbing as I thought it would be. Could it be she’s normal? ::gasp!::
That was great! What a fun idea for an interview. Loved it.
You let her know we LOL-ed all over the place.
I love her!! This was great!
Why can’t I be that funny? Or have an agent I can loathe? Or say that I used to live in France . . .
Shirley sent me here and made me glad I did!! I see Shirley missed a lot of great ‘soaps’!! Maybe we should present her the DVD collection?!!
An aside, the mouthy housewives are awesome too!!! Are you sure they aren’t you and Braja and Debbie???
I love the Children one! too funny.
Suzy Soro? That woman who does stand up routines on Wilshire Boulevard, outside the Bodhi Tree bookstore? She’s always trying to rifle through your pockets as you pass….you gotta watch her.
YES! I love this!
Oh I just love that. And I adore a girl who hates LOL as much as me.
spot on there Suzy. I love this gal. BTW what the hell is Xanax doing under her bed? That has to be illegal. What a waste.
Call me. You are going to have to come over this morning to help me edit this puppy down to something less than its current 4 minutes. I’m falling asleep now. Night.
I showed up way too late here! I was living in France.
Great list of words and great answers! Je t’aime.
Loved it! And you gave Suzy great material with which to work her magic.
Funny stuff. I look forward to browsing your blog for more greatness!
I love free association. Sometimes I think life we be far easier if small talk was free association. Imagine the segues….
I forgot to thank Ann for doing this. I’ve told her she whould so this as a regular feature. Jeus, I can’t spell. Is it because I’m French?
I LOVE ANN!!
I like your mouthy housewife blog bling! Nice!!!
Good comedy… I’ll give you one back…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything.
I love Suzy 🙂 She makes me want to be funny, too. Don’t worry, though, I promise not to try!!