Welcome back to my summer feature–Free Association Friday. Today I have the honor of hosting Kindergarten Teacher-turned-Blogging-Sensation Vodka Mom! (cheers from all of the muppets, as Kermit-the-frog gestures wildly, and curtains draw open…) I provided the words in bold below, and Ms. Vodka summoned her mojo for the rest. Enjoy!
Wisenheimer – The kid who sat beside you in fourth grade that is now at MIT. With his twin brother. On a scholarship. The Wisenheimer Scholarship.
Farfenugan – The first name of Wisenheimer’s twin brother.
D’nealian – The other Wisenheimer’s first name.
Basil E. Frankweiler – The professor at MIT who recruited the Wisenheimer brothers. (He’s such a smart ass.)
Dwarf Zebu – Pepe La Pew’s dog. (Or first wife, I can’t be sure.)
Mimeograph – That stupid machine that squishes my rather large breasts once a year? (I can move my own boobs around quite well, thank you little miss technician…)
Chicos – This is where I would shop if my HUSBAND would GET OFF HIS ASS and FIND A DAMN JOB. (Whew, I feel better.)
Mel Sharples – The man I probably SHOULD have married. I bet he’s worth a million bucks. (and probably has a damn job.)
Puce – What happens to a kindergartner when you have gym RIGHT after the soup and salad bar lunch, and said gym activity involves a lot of running. Oh, you said PUCE? Well. Never mind.
Thneed – “Mrs. Smith, Jack Thneeds to go to the nurse. He peed his pants.”
Quaff – The noise that little Johnny makes on the carpet after he’s had Mexican food for dinner. (Otherwise known as natural gas.)
Thank you for playing, Vodka Mom! And bloggy friends, next week prepare yourself for a heavy shot of testosterone as I present a week long fiesta of…ready?…MAN’s RANTS!
55555! xoxxo and have a great weekend! 55555!
Good job and clever too!
Kindergarten teachers rock!!
I knew those would be good!
loved Puce!
I love these Free Association Friday’s…you ARE collecting these to make a book, aren’t you?!
I thnead that badly. Or I might just puce.
Thanks for my morning giggle! I’m more addicted to FAF than my coffee.
🙂
My husband just quaffed while drinking his coffee.
THAT is a word that is going to stick with me today.
GREAT words and GREAT answers!
Very funny! Am I missing something? What is with the fives at the end?
In sixth grade, they have passed up ‘quaffs’ and gone on to ‘quarts.’ They still think it’s hilarious, though.
YAY!! Vodka Mom..you fookin’ rock! Mimeograph..you know, just for a second, I had to remember what the boob squisher was really called!
Peace – Rene
Thanks again, Ms. Vodka Pants! Braja can’t comment on this post for some reason, so here is her comment:
Those bloody twins again….they mighta gone to MIT but who do ya think was
their KINDERGARTEN TEACHER?? Yeah, that’s right: Rene…
🙂
Man Rants…. I am intrigued? The only rant that I ever hear from men is not enough sex. You would think they could handle their business in the shower in the morning???
Good words! Quaff is a triple word score!
Great responses, Vodka Mom!
A wonderful way to kick off the weekend — thanks for the chuckle to go along with my coffee.
Can’t wait for the MANs RANTS. If it’s coming here I’m sure it’ll be good!
I had the donate button for Joanie on my blog, and you did such a good job introducing the button… I tried to copy what you said and then I fried the code… Can you email it to me so I can put it back up again?! I’ll ask Braja too, but she’s probably asleep 🙂
Good ones, Vodka Mom!
Did you drink vodka before each answer?? Come on, you can tell me where your powers come from.
“To introduce our guest star, that’s what I’m here to do – It really me happy to introduce to you…. VODKA MOM!!!”
I love FAF! As usual, a good laugh to start the morning :)!
Looking forward to Man’s Rants!
Man rants? We don’t rant.
oh yes you do.
Where are you getting these words, the National Spelling Bee? The dictionary? Out of your ass? VM did a great job considering what you lobbed over the net. I’m glad I was first, before you figured out how to FUCK with people.
Man Rants! Bring it on!!!!!
LOVED – Pepe La Pew’s dog. (Or first wife, I can’t be sure.) Vodka Mom is very funny!
I’m thinking that puce and puke are definitely synonymous. Can’t have one without the other.
I’m looking forward to Man’s Rants, but I’m with Capt. Dumbass. Most men I know “razz” more than rant.
hi5555 to Vodka mom and you!!
Quaff! Always heart VM!
xo
I think you should take this show on the road.
Man’s Rants? Can’t wait!
VM: You really shoulda married Mel Sharples. He was on full ride at MIT! 🙂
Dwarf Zebu is my favorite! Poor Zebu… Pepe probably sprayed him for fun all the time.
TGIF
Excellent FAF. The fact that I remember mimeograph sheets from elementary school makes me feel very old…
Man’s Rants? I’m liking it already!
I love these. And Vodka Mom is her usual hilarious self!
Two of my favorites… you and Vodka Mom!
I can’t wait for Man’s Rants.