Unforgettable…is what those Crocs are
I’ll stop the world and melt with you if you don’t turn on the air for the love of God, woman
You make me feel like dance-ing
I said my darling you are wonderful tonight. I SAID MY DARLING YOU ARE WONDERFUL TONIGHT—NO. YOUR BUNS AREN’T FULL OF MIGHT. I SAID–never mind
I love you a bushel and a peck and a Savignon Blanc, and a Diet Coke, and please get some 1% milk
I had the time of my life and you tweeted it
I love you just the way you are you need a haircut
I had a vision of love and it did not include bangs
You are the sunshine of my life and I’ll always wear these geriatric sunglasses-over-glasses
You’ve got a friend (she sighs a lot)
At last…you sent your own mother a birthday card
Cupid! Draw back your bow and let your arrow go and let’s pray your aim improved since we played tennis on our honeymoon (ooops).
Want fitness tips from a total spaz? You’re in luck locals, because for 6 months I’m writing Brava Magazine’s Live On The Move column. Pick up the September issue to hear about my family gun club outing. And yes, I sucked it in for the photo.
Heh. Morning giggles…
“I SAID MY DARLING…” Cracked me up. Great to wake up to a laugh the day after a long weekend!
Excuse me while I objectify you, but, hot!
Imagining you tweeting in a Swayze-style overhead lift. That’s fun too.
If it’s OK with you, I’d like you to carry a bow whenever we lunch. You can set it down to take a bite and then it’s right back into position, Kattnis.
I had a vision of love and it did not include bangs. Totally needs to be re-recorded that way.
Our 50th playlist would include You’re Still the One Because the Other Men At Costco Are Gross.
My 50th anniversary playlist would include nothing because I dodged that bullet!
“At Last” is my favorite! I don’t think Chris has purchased a card for his mother since 1998 (pop quiz! in what year did Chris and Kate meet?)
Great idea, great list, and I love that you admitted you sucked it in for the photo.
I think I’ll worry about the 50th Anniversary playlist 15 years from now – when it will actually BE our 50th. If I make it that far.
All of that said, from here it doesn’t look like there was very much to suck in.
Great form.
With the bow and arrow. heh, heh.
Mine will be riddled with Flock of Seagulls and Oingo Boingo…
[insert Vanilla Ice shuffle here]
XOXO
A.
You are so funny…I’ll have to tune in. And what an awesome photo!
Love this. Que romantico!
Fitness from a spazz?
just what I’m looking for.
Ann, we love you for so many reasons.
(this post: brilliant, wonderful, sweet funny truths, as usual)
xo
“I want to ride my bicycle” every Saturday from now til the end of eternity, would you mind watching the kids?
That’ll be ours, if we make it that far.
This…”I love you a bushel and a peck and a Savignon Blanc, and a Diet Coke, and please get some 1% milk”…I’ve done this. Do this. Often.
Love that photo of you! Hotness!
The geriatric sunglasses-over-glasses had me chortling. And I said it before and I’ll say it again, you look HOT, my dear. Katniss got nothin’ on you, girl.
Ha! The other day I (jokingly, because I am a sensitive mother) called my daughter a “total spaz.” She and her friend looked at me with a 13 year old’s “what the heck” look. I said, “What, you never heard “total spaz” before?” They said nope.
I felt old. Thank you for using that term!
I’m trying to imagine laughing harder at this. It’s hard to imagine.
Ah ha…you are the official card-sender as well. Lucky duck.
Also, the fitness articles already sound hilarious and I haven’t even clicked over. Congrats on the gig!
You are the sunshine in my eye on 495 all the way to work and all the way home….