Recently my niece (who works as a nanny) made me aware that not only do some preschools hold graduation ceremonies, but some also hold reunions for their graduates. Imagine all the catching up among those 5-year-olds! Okay, I’ll imagine for you…
“OMG! You look exactly the same!!”
“No, I look better. I wipe my own nose now!”
“Boy, please, those skinny jeans look AMAZE. What’s your secret?”
“No diaper butt, no problem! [wink]”
“Wememboh when we wew babies and couldn’t say ouw lettoh ow?
“Wight?!? Sewiously.”
“Madison, I almost didn’t recognize you with hair!”
“Sienna, I see you still haven’t given up your binky!”
“So, what do you do?”
“Mostly puzzles and whining. You?”
“Yo, Poopyhead! Long time no see.”
“Potty talk is sooooo pre-K. And who taught you 1970s slang, Hep Cat?”
“Remember the good old days when people used to read to us without asking us a thousand comprehension questions?”
“Remember the good old days when we got to ride in strollers everywhere, and grownups didn’t force us to use our own legs as transportation?”
“It just keeps getting better doesn’t it? I mean aside from the no naps, no flashing people, and no biting.”
“I miss preschool.”
“Me too.”
“Let go of my nostril.”
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If you enjoyed this helpful post, you might find my “20 Things Not to Say at My 20 Year High School reunion” equally as informative!
Okay. I knew I would love this when I saw the title. BUt now, oh yes, it is every bit as wonderful as I knew it would be. Ann, you do this humor stuff like really, really good.
No diaper butt, no problem! Hilarious.
At the NICU reunion: “Look at you! Did you put on weight???”
“I did! All the way up to the 4th percentile now!”
Madison and Sienna have some hard lives ahead of them.
Hilarious! The prospect of a binky clique!
If there is a kid who can say “remember” instead of “wememboh”, I don’t want to meet him.
(You made me miss my babies and laugh at the same time. True story.)
Awesome-Sauce. I still have one yet to go to preschool. I will remember this Fantastic idea of a reunion! Should I set up a Facebook Page? Will there be a Cranberry Cocktail hour? Formal Princess/Super-Hero attire? Professional photographer. So many options. Bless you for bringing this to my attention!
“Potty talk is sooooo pre-K.” Ha!
How do you think of these things ?!?!?
xo jj
Ann–This post was chuckle-inducing, just like the linked one on high school reunions.
Do you still do the hokey pokey? ha funny stuff.
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