nose whinnying
“productive” coughing
husband in ski hat
neck discomfort
breath offense
lozenge wrapper rage
Insufficient elbow room
temperature fluctuations
Bat Mitzvah Torah portion ear worm
back sweat
sleep startle
life review
dry air
intense thirst
trapped in row
hot feet
restless leg
line for restroom
mouth sounds
bladder pressure
children where there should be no children
tissue wads
joint creaks
paths-not-taken perseveration
stomach percussion
never-ending movements
Edna Garrett apparitions
I read this with a beat to it, I’m sure that was what I was supposed to do right? Or maybe I am just way too familiar with this symphony in my own home.
Ugh. Feel better. Or next time do a vlog. Maybe. xo
The ski hat gives it away :. Although, I’m sure your hubby would look very cute at the symphony in a ski hat. And it is Madison…
Except that he’s totally worn his ski hat to the symphony. Sigh.
Ugh! Still raging from the lozenge wrapper!!
Edna Garrett apparitions mean death is near. Tootie apparitions mean you’re already dead.
Shosh makes me laugh, it IS Madison.
Feel better, all.
(aside to Ann: you boggle my mind. Mental gymanstics. You’re like Ensure for the brain.)
Even before I got to the second stanza. Stanza? That’s right, right? Anyway, I was reading to the best of We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel right away.
Old Miss, John Glenn…Malcolm X, British politicians, sex…
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur,
chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo!
we didn’t light it but we’re trying to fight it!
The wrapper part made me burst out laughing.
Love you.
*the BEAT of…
Glad things are going well!!!
The family that gets sick together STAYS sick together.
This production made possible by a grant from Another Moment of Parenting That, If Someone Told You About It Ahead of Time, You Still Wouldn’t Believe it.
Oh the ski hat. I slept in one last night. I hope you all are feeling better.
Oh jeez, that does not sound good. Hang in there.
xo jj
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Life Review. My favorite. Here anyway, not in my life.
It’s just not okay, family sickness. I wish you healthy children that go to school on Monday.
I do need to publicly say that I loved this.
Great job of turning an uncomfortable experience into an enjoyable read. “Stomach percussion.” Ha!
-Amy