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Monday Meme: Lie Detector

    Comedy Goddess gave me a “10 Honest Thing About Me”, and I thought I’d spice it up a bit. Below find nine true statements and one false…see if you can guess which is a bold face LIE:

    1. My thumbs resemble big toes or spoons. In 9th grade biology I learned the technical term “splayed thumbs” deriving from a recessive genetic mutation. I really am special!

    2. I’m related to Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies, Max Baer Jr. His Dad, Max Baer Sr., was a boxing champ in the 1930s. Sometimes while doing the crossword, he is one of the answers. One day, two of my relatives came up in the same crossword puzzle. I guess that constitutes an unfair advantage. It could also constitute an inferiority complex…perhaps.
    3.I appeared on The Jenny Jones Show once. I was neither a guest on the show, nor an audience member, but a hired con-artist. The show’s theme centered on scams, and how easily all of us become victims. Another actor and I had to try and get a wedding ring from an unsuspecting audience member before the show. The hoax lied in convincing them that we planned to propose to our fiancee on the spur-of-the moment, and needed to borrow a ring we promised to return. You can imagine the profundity when they found out the theme was scam-artists, and that they got scammed (gasp). Making a long and very uninteresting story short, they introduced me at the end, just as the credits started rolling. I saw it once and barely recognized myself, probably due to the inches of make up they shellacked on my face.
    4. My first word was “Fondue.”
    5. I once used steroids for 6 months due to a chronic hives outbreak. I also used a non-FDA approved medication I had to order from a Friar at The Vatican. I gained twenty pounds, but you should’ve seen my fastball.
    6. I got pulled over for the first time in my 18 years of driving last week and got an $84.00 ticket for a UTURN. No warning, just a citation from a nervous young she-cop.
    7. In my first ballet recital at age 5, the entire class forgot the choreography. I tried moving all my little friends around the stage into the appropriate positions. The audience laughed uproariously and we all cried hysterically. Interestingly, I’ve never enjoyed directing…
    8. A few Adjectives that do not describe me include: free-spirited, layed-back, adventurous, flirtatious, and carefree.
    9. The older I get the less sure I feel about virtually everything.
    10. One day I found myself at the Four Seasons Beverly Hills pool in the company of Bruce Willis, his girlfriend, Rumer, and Tallulah. No other guests were around. The girls got manicures in the cabana, and a very stunning pre-comeback Demi Moore came to pick up the girls wearing yoga clothes.

    Thanks, Goddess! Stay tuned for the big lie…REVEALED.

    Also, thank you to Janana Bee for the Lemonade Award. I appreciate your recognition and thanks so much for following my Blog.

    Following the rules I should now select 20 bloggers to pass the awards along to. However, I do not want the responsibility of devaluing this vital currency, or soon we will all have to pass out 100 awards for each badge. So, today I pass along these badges as a small token of appreciation to two hilarious humorbloggers that –completely unsolicited–recently threw some love my way. Thanks again, Angie for fixing the banner, and Don for giving my blog a 5-star review. I’ve only been over at Humor Bloggers a short while, and I’ve found this bloggy community very helpful and welcoming…Go check it out! Why not? You’re an adult. You get as much screen-time as you need.

    0 thoughts on “Monday Meme: Lie Detector”

    5. Comedy Goddess

      If I pick #8 as not true, and that is the correct answer, does that mean that you are all those attributes, or are we in a double negative bonus round scenario? BTW, Whose first word is not Fondue?

    7. AngieSS

      #8 has to be a total fabrication. I think you fit all of those and more! Thanks for the shout out sweetie…and you are welcome on the banner. 🙂

    9. Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub

      I’ve read your blog and I would say “carefree” is not my first descriptive word I’d apply. Smart, hilarious, thoughtful and retiring, sure, but not carefree. I’m going to have to go with that fondue ridiculousness… I’m guessing your first word was actually a song. 🙂

    13. Vodka Mom

      Those were DAMN good!!!

      Let’s see, I’m going with the #6. SURELY you wouldn’t get pulled over for that. Did you not flash your cleavage?????

    15. Lyndsay

      Too much brain power for a Monday night. I’m going with #1, although I’m sure it’s true, they are all crap-shoots at this point and if I pick #1, I can demand PHOTOS to prove you aren’t lying …