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Is “Madeline” On The List of Banned Books?

    This week I brought “Madeline” home from the library. Almost-five loved it and begs me to read it. How sweet…you might think…a boy who loves Madeline. He loves Madeleine —not for her daring escapades on the bridge, and not for her bad-ass appendix scar. Almost five loves Madeline for only one reason. He anticipates one moment throughout the entire story, barely containing his excitement

    To the tiger in the zoo Madeline just said , “Pooh-pooh”

    I saw it coming as the twelve little girls ice-skated all over the preceding page, I down-played it, tried to move along to no avail. Almost Five erupted with laugh-spasms, breathing just enough to beg “again, AGAIN”


    A5 sporting his “Weezer” look in Husband’s glasses…

    Between this and the dream he reported to me over breakfast last week, I see my future, and…well..draw your own conclusions.

    A5: I had a scary dream last night, but I didn’t end up in your bed.

    There were levels (video game reference) and there were all these matzoh balls and they had little eyes and mouths and they were trying to eat me…I had this big gun under my bed and I shot them all.

    Me: You shot the matzoh balls?

    A5: Yeah. I was the best one. I was really good at that.

    0 thoughts on “Is “Madeline” On The List of Banned Books?”

    1. OMG! That dream is both disturbing and amusing!

      Don’t worry, yours aren’t the only ones with the partiality to poo! I made the mistake of once getting a library book that showed a child’s naked butt!

    2. My daughter loves Madeliene books and videos. Her favorite video is of course the really weird one about child labor where M. discovers these little girls held captive in a basement making lace out of their own hair. I’m not making this up.

    3. Love the picture. He is so gonna be the cool guy in high school; smart and funny, wearing dorky vintage shirts.

      Ruh-roh, that was totally my “type”back in the day. *Eeeeeew. I did not mean that as grossly cougar-esque as it came out. I’m going to go wash my head out with soap now.

    4. Ok dude I seriously laugh my head off every time i hear the word poo or pooh or poop!!!! Gosh, I hope that doesn’t make me a 5 year old!!!

      He is stunning and i love the wheezer look!!!!

      I am not sure I will look at matzoh balls in the same way ever again!!!!

    5. I have a gun on the rack in my car that’s specifically for shooting matzoh balls and nothing else.

      You just never know when they’re going to come at you.

      XO

      Anna

    6. I can so see my almost-1-year-old grandson loving Madeline for the exact same reason, although when his mom was little she loved it for Madeline’s blue-coated independence. Thanks for the memories — and your son is a doll!

    7. Rachel. “Once Upon a Potty” perhaps?

      Braja, his daddy was a rock and roll drummer…

      CG, I think every mother identifies with those cries in the night that something is not right!

      Ryan, apparently everyone does 🙂

      Crazy Mo, A5 would love you

      Kirsen, c’mon over!!

      Woman, reminds me of my favorite Christopher Watkins SNL cowbell sketch

      Jenny, I don’t remember that one! OMG.

      JBerns, you and Anna star in The Matzo-nator.

      Amy, he’s flattered, I’m sure!

      Mamatalk, you said poohpooh! HAHAHAHAHA

      Beth, yum and thanks 🙂

      Hood chick, foo-foo? Toodaloo?

      MamaBird, I love your discerning eye. Guess that’s what makes a good journalist!

      Michelle, thanks so much dude, and join the Matzoh-ball phobes.

      Anna, quite a rack you’ve got there (yukka yukka)see Jessica above.

      Coffee Cathy, Enjoy your grandson and let me know of any untoward poop references the two of you giggle your way through.

      VE: Thanks for coming by. The dryer lint collection is on the card table marked “free”

    8. I’ve never read Madeline, don’t even know who she is, but I’m looking for it so both me and my nephew can laugh at “pooh-pooh”