Thank you to the clever and funny Kelcey of The Mama Bird Diaries for free-associating this week. I came up with the asinine words listed below, Kelcey applied her comedic-stylings…and voila! If you’re going to Blogher don’t miss the comedy panel featuring Kelcey and several other top humor bloggers. I’ll be there furiously passing taking notes.
Haberdashery: Where Brit-wannabe Madonna goes to meet her new young boyfriends.
Roscoe P. Coltrane: John Coltrane’s awkward step cousin. A short acting career on “The Dukes of Hazzard.”
Esperanto: Damn. I totally suck at foreign languages.
Desperado: Me at a 24 hour diner with no ride after I ditched my prom date because I suddenly realized he had weird pubic hair on his head and a matching gold sparkly bow tie and cummerbund.
BigMoneyNoWhammies: George Bush’s technique for overseeing the US economy.
Autoharp: I suck at musical instruments too.
Jitney: That bus that goes to the Hamptons where everyone has a cuter outfit than me and they all have wads of cash poking out of their Gucci pockets and I keep wondering why I didn’t just drive. Or why didn’t they?!
Pachanga: Runner up name for the popular game, Jenga. Pachanga lost by two votes.
Verboten: You know when someone tries to impress everyone at a party by using fancy words. For example, “Man, that guy was so incredibly hot. I just wish he’s shut up and stop being so verboten.”
Glee club: Irony. Because no one ever felt gleeful when they were forced to participate in Glee Club.
Fricasse: You know, that lame lettuce they always put in French salads.
18 hour bra: Otherwise known as the “Walk of Shame” bra.
Jem: New character on “Gossip Girl.” Jem is going to stir some shit up. Watch out Serena. xo xo.
Corporeal: Gross close-up of dead body on “The Closer.”
Crepuscular: What happens to you if you take too many steroids. Like muscular times fifty.
Ice milk: Breast milk on the rocks. A favorite of newborns everywhere.
Sprockets: A new online dating service for car mechanics.
Jauntilysaunteringamblingshambler: Description of Levi Johnston. Everyone’s favorite dad from Alaska.
I’M BACK!!! AND OMG I’M FIRST!!!
My computer!! It’s fixed!! Yes!!
OK I’ve calmed down now.
Well hell, it’s been THREE FREAKIN’ WEEKS.
And just so you know? I’m gonna copy and paste this comment and post it on all the blogs I visit….:))))
I’m so excited I came back…just to…y’know….gloat…or somethin’
Whistlin’?
Those are awesome! She’s hilarious. Wish I were going to BlogHer but maybe next time!
I love the Walk of Shame Bra. . .
So very, very funny! I think my favorites were Ice Milk and Sprockets.
Kelcey, you are awesome!
The desperado scene is perfect if you are actually singing Desperado when it happens.
Walk of Shame Bra! LOLOL!
Well done.
SLC
I think Fricasse is goat cheese you put on that weird lettuce! Great free association that is going to help you at PTA meetings in the Burbs!
btw i also loved the Walk of Shame bra. Can I get one a those?
Levi Johnston? ACK!!!! If Levi Johnston is ever in the house, I’m doorbell ditchin’.
These are awesome! I’m going to print them out and glue them inside my dictionary!
😀 A.
Three cheers for Kelcey!
“…Breast milk on the rocks.” VERY funny!
This feature is why I love Fridays 🙂
haha!! My vote is for Ice milk too!!
I love this series! You girls are hilarious!
Kelsey you rock…
but so does Jem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmYU4CeuZQ0
Holy Shit it’s Jem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace – Rene
Thank you Ann for letting me participate! I’m so honored. What fun! I’d write more but Jem and I are going out for cocktails tonight.
Oh Jem is late to pick me up. So i can write one more thing. “I’ll be there furiously passing taking notes.” HILARIOUS.
My vocabulary, she is expanding! and now I miss Gossip Girl.
Corporeal – very entertaining.
Oh waht I wouldn’t give to be at BlogHer and meet you and the funny Mama Bird lady. All the Fricasse and Ice Milk money could buy.
(I meant “what,” obviously. I really don’t know why I’m unable to leave a blog comment without a typo. I’m an editor in real life, for chrissakes.)
I’m partial to Haberdashery and Crepuscular. Awesome answers to all, though, loved them!
p.s. I just learned what crepuscular means, and when you know that is means “resembling or relating to twilight,” yr answer is totally hilarious.
p.p.s. I mean that in a good way. Like I’m laughing hysterically WITH you, not AT you.
p.p.p.s. I’m shutting up now. I’ll be wearing a variety of crepuscular outfits at BlogHer…. look for me in the shadows.