Smoked meats forever: The day I stopped caring about how everything is toxic and doubled-down on mini turkey pepperoni
Everything you worry and complain about would make your great-grandmother laugh and then retch: Let’s detail it, then go to the float tank and cry
Meeting Q&As: There are no stupid questions, but please resist the allure of your voice and let us go about our treacherous-enough life paths
Maintain your parenting standards by protecting your kids from social media and violent video games: Isolate kids from their peers, hold them firmly behind the online learning curve, and turn life into one ceaseless and dazzling power struggle
Roberts Rules of Order, neighborhood listserves, and announcements: How to make adults feel important and ruin everything
The Botox Debacle: Thinking about Botox and how that increases your need for Botox
Learn a family recipe or make something up: Avoid having to write TACO KIT for your child’s “Favorite Family Recipe” in at least a dozen school fund-raiser cookbooks (you’re going to have to cook it for the potluck, and no one believes that cheddar bunnies were smuggled over on the backs of your elders from the old country)
Do what you love and some likely not much money might eventually follow: How to work 8 years for 651 followers
Questions in modern parenting: If I Facebook my son’s black-belt ceremony, will someone locate us and try to beat him with his own nun-chucks?
Midlife budgeting: It’s too late to save for college or retirement, but you might be able to afford Invisalign for your janky top teeth if you serve only Chex mix at the Bar Mitzvah.
Awesome audience take-aways: I am totally gonna think up some
“some likely not much money” — HA! Oh, that tickled me. Thank you.
Do what you love and some likely not much money might eventually follow: How to work 8 years for 651 followers LOLOL I would attend this and/or listen to the podcast.
Ah, but the adoration of 651 fans! (and if we each gave you a nickel, that’s over $30…think of all the Chex Mix)
I assume there is a sign up list for these talks, but cannot find the link. Totally interested…totally! (especially 1,3,4,5 an then others near the bottom after I lost count because I was reading them and laughing again!)
Zeca and I recently made scones from an Internet recipe and she told me that everyone at school has old family recipes and we get ours from the Internet. Our friend suggested she tell people she gets her recipes from Grandma Nettie. Seems like a brilliant plan, right? Also, where do I sign up for these talks? My heckling is getting rusty.
I’m with Stephanie: “Do what you love and some likely not much money might eventually follow: How to work 8 years for 651 followers” is definitely something I’d watch.
Also FTR I think crying in the float tank interrupts your chi or something. 🙂
I think I live in your neighborhood. That Robert guy.
He’s got at least 652 followers. And rules.
Is it possible to audition for next year’s Portland show?
TACO KIT.
I would watch that. Weekly.
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