The State of Our Union
Mr Husband, Mr Son, Mr. Smaller Son, Distinguished Fur Bastard: We gather tonight knowing our years of investment and service to The Imig family Home. Sixteen years of coupledom, 7 and 5 years of boychildren, and 15 years (7 of 9 feline lives) respectively. For the first time in years there are no Imigs leaving weapons of mass destruction in basement corners or under furniture, and our house is more respected and safer for unsuspecting playdates and their parents. We began as a duo, traversing the North Side of Chicago. From my first apartment above… Read More »The State of Our Union