Signs you’ve emerged from babyville
1. You ask a baby-wearing Mama where she got “that silly backpack” 2. The last time you changed a diaper your child said “I prefer a bidet” 3. You’ve stopped speaking to your husband in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS 4. Breastfeeding a baby now seems as remote a possibility as molting your feathers. 5. You no longer have babies spitting up at the dinner table, but rather loud burps followed by “AWESOME” 6. Your stroller is so dirty and jerry-rigged that Graco recalls you personally 7. Instead of playing “pattycake” your kids play “Butt2Butt” 8. You… Read More »Signs you’ve emerged from babyville