Declaration of (MY) Independence
The Unanimous Declaration of the Umpteenth day of Winter Break When, in the course of December, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the supervisory bands which have connected them with other smaller people, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal morning and lunch hours to which the laws of sanity and of sanity’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of parentkind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all parents… Read More »Declaration of (MY) Independence